1 00:00:11,799 --> 00:00:12,799 Freeze! 2 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:15,960 Jason, what are you doing? 3 00:00:16,180 --> 00:00:19,100 Me? Maggie, what are you doing up? It's 5 .30 in the morning. I thought I heard 4 00:00:19,100 --> 00:00:21,060 a burglar. So you grabbed a coat rack? 5 00:00:22,700 --> 00:00:24,420 What are you going to do? Take his wrap? 6 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:26,400 If it came to that. 7 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:30,020 Is that my grandma's famous dill bread? 8 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:33,420 Yes, it's for dinner tonight. It has to rise for 14 hours. 9 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:38,200 I know this dinner is a big deal, Maggie, but who in their right mind gets 10 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:39,200 5 .30? 11 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:41,020 Good morning, everybody. 12 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:43,660 Hey, this works in here. 13 00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:45,720 Mike, what are you doing up? 14 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:48,760 Well, I'm teaching class today, Dad. It's 5 .30. 15 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:50,860 It is? And you're chipper. 16 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:52,099 I am? 17 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:53,100 Oh, you were whistling. 18 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:54,420 I was? 19 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:57,580 I mean, I gotta sit down. This is all Luke's fault. 20 00:00:57,800 --> 00:00:58,619 Who's Luke? 21 00:00:58,620 --> 00:00:59,619 He's one of my students. 22 00:00:59,620 --> 00:01:02,800 The little weasel. I mean, it was bad enough when it was just him, but now 23 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:03,800 got everybody doing it. 24 00:01:03,990 --> 00:01:04,748 Talking back? 25 00:01:04,750 --> 00:01:06,230 Cutting up? No, getting A's. 26 00:01:07,270 --> 00:01:08,390 Ungrateful little maggot. 27 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:12,490 No, no. Dad, I'm serious. The number of A students in my class has doubled. 28 00:01:13,130 --> 00:01:14,830 Doubled? Yeah. Now I got two. 29 00:01:17,890 --> 00:01:18,890 That's great. 30 00:01:18,930 --> 00:01:22,350 No, it's not. Mom, look at me. I mean, I used to be able to sleep in till noon 31 00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:23,590 on a good day till three. 32 00:01:24,230 --> 00:01:25,990 Now I'm getting up when I used to go to bed. 33 00:01:26,310 --> 00:01:27,310 I'm listening. 34 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:29,690 Hey, Mike, about the dinner with Kate. 35 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:33,250 Oh, yeah, Mom, listen, thanks for going to so much trouble. You know how special 36 00:01:33,250 --> 00:01:35,850 Kate is to me. I know. So I'll expect you at 6 .30? 37 00:01:36,070 --> 00:01:38,050 Right. Wait a minute, that's tonight? 38 00:01:39,390 --> 00:01:41,870 Oh, man, what was I thinking, scheduling that on a school night? 39 00:01:44,230 --> 00:01:45,410 Oh, no, what's happening to me? 40 00:02:54,540 --> 00:03:01,280 Let us see. The, oh, 10 -pound rib roast. The clacked peppercorn 41 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:02,360 bearnaise sauce. 42 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:07,720 Yes, the Caesar salad and my grandmother's 14 -hour dill bread. 43 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:10,080 You don't like Kate, do you? 44 00:03:11,620 --> 00:03:15,540 Why would you say a thing like that? Because that's exactly the meal my 45 00:03:15,540 --> 00:03:16,540 used to make for you. 46 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:20,200 But your mother never had anything to fear from me. 47 00:03:20,650 --> 00:03:24,870 I wasn't a glamorous fashion model slash actress who was about to lead you into 48 00:03:24,870 --> 00:03:27,170 a jet -set world you couldn't possibly be ready for. 49 00:03:28,030 --> 00:03:32,230 Jet -set world Maggie. So far, Kate's biggest modeling assignment has been the 50 00:03:32,230 --> 00:03:33,470 cover of a seed catalog. 51 00:03:35,010 --> 00:03:39,390 Well, if you ask me, she looked a little too comfortable holding that pitchfork. 52 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:44,010 She could end up as our daughter -in -law, Maggie. I just want to make sure 53 00:03:44,010 --> 00:03:45,910 two get this relationship off on the right foot. 54 00:03:46,470 --> 00:03:47,470 Jason. 55 00:03:48,890 --> 00:03:53,750 I got up at 4 stinking 30 in the morning, and I'm cooking this stinking 56 00:03:53,770 --> 00:03:57,210 If that doesn't say lovin' from the oven, I don't know what to do. 57 00:04:01,090 --> 00:04:02,330 Morning. Morning. 58 00:04:02,690 --> 00:04:05,730 Carol, what are you doing home again? You're supposed to be living at the 59 00:04:05,970 --> 00:04:08,270 Oh, I had another fight with my roommate, Breanne. 60 00:04:08,570 --> 00:04:09,369 About what? 61 00:04:09,370 --> 00:04:11,730 About whether she had unlocked the door and let me in. 62 00:04:12,610 --> 00:04:14,790 Hey, what's with great -grandma's dill bread? 63 00:04:15,190 --> 00:04:16,190 Kate's coming to dinner. 64 00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:17,750 I thought you liked her. 65 00:04:19,570 --> 00:04:20,570 Who's coming to dinner? 66 00:04:20,769 --> 00:04:23,810 Kate. Oh, great. Do you think she'll autograph my seed catalog? 67 00:04:24,310 --> 00:04:26,350 Ben, Kate happens to be your brother's girlfriend. 68 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:29,950 I know that, but she's also a model. And what kind of friends do models have? 69 00:04:30,890 --> 00:04:31,890 Babes. 70 00:04:32,630 --> 00:04:36,530 She'll introduce me to two friends, and they'll introduce me to two friends, and 71 00:04:36,530 --> 00:04:38,410 so on, and so on, and so on. 72 00:04:39,470 --> 00:04:41,970 Mr. Tedesto, you didn't have to walk me to the storeroom. You could have just 73 00:04:41,970 --> 00:04:42,889 given me a key. 74 00:04:42,890 --> 00:04:45,630 Nonsense. Only I understand the key coding system. 75 00:04:46,540 --> 00:04:48,560 Uh, blue key, blue lock, right? 76 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:51,460 Don't breathe a word of this to anyone. 77 00:04:54,820 --> 00:04:57,720 Uh, listen, before you go, could you just tell me where the bulletin boards 78 00:04:58,040 --> 00:05:01,220 Oh, I have no idea. I haven't been in there since I shaved off my Fu Manchu. 79 00:05:03,740 --> 00:05:05,320 Perhaps I shouldn't have shared that with you. 80 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:09,760 Be sure to lock up when you leave. There's a stray cat roaming around the 81 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:11,840 building. I will not rest until I catch it. 82 00:05:12,060 --> 00:05:14,480 Wait, did you try here, kitty kitty? 83 00:05:15,550 --> 00:05:18,410 Just because I opened up with you. It doesn't mean we're friends 84 00:05:46,710 --> 00:05:50,230 Before we begin, I'd just like to point out that we have a new bulletin board 85 00:05:50,230 --> 00:05:52,010 with 2A papers on it. 86 00:05:52,470 --> 00:05:58,610 Luke Brower, who is apparently too busy to be with us this morning, and Jose 87 00:05:58,610 --> 00:05:59,610 Nunez. 88 00:06:00,290 --> 00:06:02,730 If only Maya had been paroled to see this. 89 00:06:05,030 --> 00:06:06,410 Ah, Mr. Brower. 90 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,380 Sorry I'm late, Mr. Seaver. 91 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:10,000 It's the third time in a row, Luke. 92 00:06:10,260 --> 00:06:13,480 Maybe I should call 555 -DELI and leave a wake -up call? 93 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:15,380 Don't worry, I only sleep in class. 94 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:17,920 All right, all right. 95 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:23,600 Now, these are emergency notification cards, all right? The office needs to 96 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,060 who to call in case of an accident. 97 00:06:25,380 --> 00:06:26,380 How about China Phillips? 98 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:30,240 If I'm going to get mouth -to -mouth, I want to enjoy it. 99 00:06:30,940 --> 00:06:32,900 All right, all right. Just fill them out and pass them back. 100 00:06:33,820 --> 00:06:34,820 Okay, people. 101 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:37,600 This week, I was asked to do some remedial work in French. 102 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,060 So, I did it, and now I'm going to teach it to you. 103 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:45,280 Now, let's think of a phrase that we would like to translate into French. 104 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:49,300 Mr. Seaver, there's a beautiful woman at the door. Ah, good, perfect. 105 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:54,540 Seaver is the same in both languages, so we'll start with Monsieur Seaver. No, 106 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:56,320 no, there really is a beautiful woman at the door. 107 00:06:57,880 --> 00:06:58,880 Okay, 108 00:06:59,260 --> 00:07:02,380 okay, okay, okay, just parlez -vous among yourselves. 109 00:07:05,070 --> 00:07:06,110 I'm in the middle of a class. 110 00:07:06,330 --> 00:07:08,770 I know. I wouldn't bother you unless it was very urgent. 111 00:07:09,030 --> 00:07:10,030 Okay, okay. What is it? 112 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:12,150 Which one of these should I wear to your house for dinner tonight? 113 00:07:14,070 --> 00:07:16,250 You're helping a class talk to me about a dumb dress? 114 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:17,570 This isn't dumb. 115 00:07:17,590 --> 00:07:21,910 I want your family to like me, especially your mother. My mother does 116 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:26,330 She can't. She's a college graduate, successful career woman, and a mother. 117 00:07:26,710 --> 00:07:29,910 To her, I'm just a girl who dropped out of junior college to become a model 118 00:07:29,910 --> 00:07:30,910 -slash -actress. 119 00:07:31,070 --> 00:07:35,030 Oh, model slash actress, Kate. I can't even imagine those words coming out of 120 00:07:35,030 --> 00:07:36,030 mother's mouth. 121 00:07:36,510 --> 00:07:37,409 Come on. 122 00:07:37,410 --> 00:07:39,830 Stop worrying. Everything's going to be fine. I'll be there to make sure 123 00:07:39,830 --> 00:07:42,490 everything's okay. Okay, okay. Just tell me which one. Okay. All right. 124 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:44,030 This one? Mm -hmm. 125 00:07:45,050 --> 00:07:46,050 Or this one? 126 00:07:48,210 --> 00:07:50,570 This one. 127 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:57,030 Mr. Tedesco, you sent for me? Listen, can we make this kind of quick? Because 128 00:07:57,030 --> 00:07:58,830 I've got a big family dinner to go to tonight. 129 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:01,540 Seaver, our entire system is on the verge of collapse. 130 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:02,940 What happened? 131 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:06,180 There is an emergency notification card missing from this stack. 132 00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:10,160 Oh, no. Should we use the Cone of Silence? 133 00:08:11,140 --> 00:08:15,200 The Wolf of Anarchy is at our door, and you're feeding him kibble. 134 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:19,620 We have 15 names on the roster and 14 cards. 135 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:21,740 Brower Luke is cardless. 136 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:26,240 I got a crazy idea. What do you say I have him fill one out tomorrow? 137 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:32,059 Impossible. Directive 943 -6 clearly states any distributee in the 138 00:08:32,059 --> 00:08:34,200 matrix... Mr. Vestal, can we just cut to the chase? 139 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:37,940 I get his card by five where he's out on his undocumented keister. 140 00:08:39,539 --> 00:08:42,440 He's one of my best students. I need his keister right where it is. 141 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:44,220 You needn't be crude. 142 00:08:45,780 --> 00:08:50,240 I'm sorry, but Directive 943 -6 clearly states... I know, I know. 143 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:51,800 Just relax. I've got an idea. 144 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:55,740 Okay? What was that number? Five, five, five, deli. 145 00:08:56,570 --> 00:08:59,810 Mr. Thieber, only I am authorized to use that phone. 146 00:09:00,310 --> 00:09:01,310 Hello, Soho Pete? 147 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:03,810 This is Francis X. Tedesco. 148 00:09:05,130 --> 00:09:09,290 And I need to speak with one of your employees, Luke Brower. I think he's a 149 00:09:09,290 --> 00:09:11,350 waiter. Well, maybe a busboy. 150 00:09:11,990 --> 00:09:12,990 You sure? 151 00:09:14,370 --> 00:09:15,370 Okay, thank you. 152 00:09:17,370 --> 00:09:18,810 That's funny they've never heard of him. 153 00:09:19,930 --> 00:09:22,430 Neither have we. I just tried to pull his file. There isn't one. 154 00:09:22,710 --> 00:09:23,710 His file's missing? 155 00:09:24,150 --> 00:09:25,150 No. 156 00:09:27,170 --> 00:09:28,570 Luke Brower does not exist. 157 00:09:29,470 --> 00:09:32,270 Well, of course he does. He's in my class. He's one of my best students. 158 00:09:32,670 --> 00:09:36,350 I have an A paper of his on my bulletin board. 159 00:09:38,450 --> 00:09:39,450 Uh, Mr. 160 00:09:39,650 --> 00:09:41,150 Tedesco, can I borrow your keys? 161 00:09:42,050 --> 00:09:43,170 Ava, you're delirious. 162 00:09:44,210 --> 00:09:48,170 Uh, hey, hey, look, there's that cat you're after. What? Where? 163 00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:49,129 Right now. 164 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,830 She lost the hallway. You call for backup. 165 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:57,700 Animal regulation, this is Francis X. Tedesco. 166 00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:01,260 We finally had a positive sighting on that cat I've been complaining about. 167 00:10:01,540 --> 00:10:05,040 Grab your catnip, man your nets, the hunt's afoot. 168 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:08,960 That means get your raggedy keister down here right now. 169 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:29,040 Mr. Seaver, I'm looking for a new French book. I've got an outdated one. 170 00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:30,560 Let's see. 171 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:33,580 Here's the right book. Now I can learn. No, no, no. Never mind the book. 172 00:10:35,140 --> 00:10:37,480 Why don't you go ahead and explain this bed to me? 173 00:10:37,940 --> 00:10:40,480 Someone must be sleeping in there. 174 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:44,180 Yeah, and I bet you can tell me who. 175 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:49,400 Okay. I needed a place to crash for a couple of nights. I had a fight with my 176 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:50,400 folks. 177 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:51,520 Oh, well, gosh. 178 00:10:51,580 --> 00:10:53,200 I don't know how that goes. I mean, my folks. 179 00:10:55,370 --> 00:10:58,750 Hey, a couple of nights. Luke, look, you got a lamp. 180 00:10:59,590 --> 00:11:00,590 You got books. 181 00:11:01,930 --> 00:11:02,930 You got cable. 182 00:11:04,310 --> 00:11:08,290 I took advantage of the fall subscription special. No, no, no. Hey, 183 00:11:09,050 --> 00:11:10,050 come on now. 184 00:11:10,210 --> 00:11:12,230 Why don't you tell me what's going on here? 185 00:11:12,530 --> 00:11:13,790 I don't have to tell you anything. 186 00:11:14,190 --> 00:11:15,190 Yeah, sure you do. 187 00:11:15,570 --> 00:11:16,570 I'm your teacher. 188 00:11:17,189 --> 00:11:19,950 You should see yourself teach French. You don't know one word of it. 189 00:11:20,170 --> 00:11:21,129 Oh, yeah? 190 00:11:21,130 --> 00:11:22,130 Yeah? 191 00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:23,230 Garage? 192 00:11:23,730 --> 00:11:24,730 Restaurant? 193 00:11:25,610 --> 00:11:26,610 There's five. 194 00:11:26,850 --> 00:11:32,070 Wait a minute. Why am I defending myself? 195 00:11:34,710 --> 00:11:35,710 You're good. 196 00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:37,250 Thanks. 197 00:11:38,050 --> 00:11:39,710 You don't have any place to live, do you? 198 00:11:40,230 --> 00:11:41,350 Sure I do. 199 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:46,040 Oh, okay, fine, fine. Then why don't you just go ahead and fill out your address 200 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:47,760 here on this emergency notification card. 201 00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:50,460 Oh, I'm not planning on having any emergencies. 202 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:54,700 Well, we might, and we may need to get a hold of you. 203 00:11:55,660 --> 00:11:57,680 Well, this doesn't mean I'll get any junk mail. 204 00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:05,060 725 West 48th? That's my house. 205 00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:07,420 Really? 206 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,660 This address is in the middle of the river. 207 00:12:11,340 --> 00:12:12,340 Houseboat. 208 00:12:16,590 --> 00:12:17,590 You're good, too. 209 00:12:17,890 --> 00:12:18,890 Thank you. 210 00:12:21,630 --> 00:12:23,510 Look, I can't believe you're living here. 211 00:12:23,730 --> 00:12:24,730 Well, I am. 212 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:27,250 Well, I don't get it. I mean, what about your parents? 213 00:12:27,490 --> 00:12:30,810 I don't have any, and I don't need them. I'm doing fine right here. 214 00:12:31,830 --> 00:12:34,650 Look, there's got to be someplace better than this. Yeah, like where? 215 00:12:35,090 --> 00:12:40,350 Like some kind of, I don't know, some kind of city outreach, sort of nice, 216 00:12:40,350 --> 00:12:41,350 place. 217 00:12:41,980 --> 00:12:43,800 I've tried all the happy places. 218 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,160 This is better. 219 00:12:45,940 --> 00:12:50,320 No, this can't be, Luke. I mean, this is New York, the city of brotherly love. 220 00:12:50,620 --> 00:12:51,620 That's Philadelphia. 221 00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:56,440 Oh, well, Luke, in a city like this, the Windy City... Chicago. 222 00:12:58,100 --> 00:13:01,360 But my point is that you are entitled to a decent place to live. 223 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:04,040 And I know just how to get you one. Follow me. 224 00:13:05,540 --> 00:13:06,560 The city of hope. 225 00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:08,100 Hospital. 226 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:14,280 No, wait. Tedesco's just going to turn me over to the Bureau of Child Welfare. 227 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,360 No, no, no, no, no. Stay. 228 00:13:15,580 --> 00:13:16,580 You can listen. 229 00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:20,820 I promise that's the one place we will not call. You animal regulation people 230 00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:22,180 nothing but pussyfoot. 231 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:27,080 That cat is prowling around this building with his jack -o' -lantern eyes 232 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:30,300 his sandpaper tongue, and I want him stopped. 233 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:33,120 Mr. Tedesco. 234 00:13:33,890 --> 00:13:37,090 I found him. Hallelujah. Where was he? Out in the hall? No, in the storeroom. 235 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,010 Gnawing on a dead mouse, I presume. 236 00:13:39,770 --> 00:13:42,610 No, no, but he was hungry. I mean, I'm sure he doesn't have a home. 237 00:13:42,970 --> 00:13:44,030 Well, boo -hoo -hoo. 238 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,190 He can't stay here. 239 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,990 Just watch what you say. He's right outside the hall. 240 00:13:49,290 --> 00:13:52,490 Oh, forgive me. I wouldn't want to injure his oh -so -tender feelings. 241 00:13:53,810 --> 00:13:57,110 I think he is kind of worried about what might happen to him. Well, let me put 242 00:13:57,110 --> 00:13:58,110 his little mind to rest. 243 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:02,640 They'll send over a truck for you, run you downtown, and throw you in a cage. 244 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:08,620 That sounds kind of harsh, don't you think? I mean, I was hoping maybe he 245 00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:09,620 be adopted. 246 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:11,400 Well, maybe if he was young and cute. 247 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:16,200 But at his age, they'll keep him for two weeks. If no one wants him, they'll put 248 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:17,200 him to sleep. 249 00:14:17,860 --> 00:14:19,360 That's the biggest thing I've ever heard. 250 00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:22,860 This is nothing. In the old days, they'd club him with a blunt object and cut 251 00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:23,860 him up for guitar strings. 252 00:14:25,550 --> 00:14:29,510 We are talking about a 15 -year -old boy here. Stay with me, Seaver. We're 253 00:14:29,510 --> 00:14:30,510 talking about a cat. 254 00:14:30,730 --> 00:14:34,530 We are talking about Luke Brower. He's been living in the storeroom. And the 255 00:14:34,530 --> 00:14:36,070 is his? Would you forget about the cat? 256 00:14:38,090 --> 00:14:39,810 We have a homeless boy living here. 257 00:14:40,070 --> 00:14:41,070 What? 258 00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:44,030 This is a school. We can't have kids here. 259 00:14:45,610 --> 00:14:47,310 I'll call the Bureau of Child Welfare. 260 00:14:47,510 --> 00:14:50,290 No, no, no, no, no. I promised him we'd do something else. 261 00:14:51,430 --> 00:14:52,590 There is nothing else. 262 00:15:01,660 --> 00:15:02,660 Where's Mike? 263 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:04,820 Where the devil is Mike? 264 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,500 Where the heck is Mike? 265 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:09,480 I'm home. 266 00:15:09,780 --> 00:15:10,780 Where's Mike? 267 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:15,000 I wonder if Kate knows any teenage babes. 268 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:21,160 Imagine that. Kate, you and Maggie both having the same dress. 269 00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:25,740 Really? I hadn't noticed. 270 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,220 They're probably different sizes, though. 271 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:35,940 Not that that matters. 272 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:39,720 Where the hell is Mike? 273 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:44,440 Well, I think we've waited long enough. 274 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:49,540 Kate, we know how much Mike thinks of you, so we are glad for this opportunity 275 00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:53,380 to welcome you to a real Seaver family dinner. Oh, thank you, Mrs. 276 00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:54,580 Maggie. 277 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:55,920 Seaver. 278 00:15:56,460 --> 00:16:01,120 May I offer you a slice of Jason's grandmother's famous blue ribbon dill 279 00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:04,440 Does this bread have yeast in it? Yes. 280 00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:06,300 Isn't it fluffy? 281 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:10,140 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm going to say I don't eat anything with yeast. 282 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:20,640 Well, I do, so I will, and then we'll pass it to... What's the matter? Are you 283 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:21,640 allergic to yeast? 284 00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:25,000 Oh, no, no. It's just that it can throw your whole system out of whack. 285 00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:28,880 You know, lately I've been thinking of giving up yeast. 286 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,120 You beautiful friends who could give me some pointers? 287 00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:36,240 Here you go, sweetheart. 288 00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:38,120 I don't want to get wacky. 289 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:44,380 Now, Chrissy, your grandmother ate this bread every day of her life for 95 290 00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:46,180 years. Why'd she stop? 291 00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:47,840 Well, she died. 292 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,260 Pass. 293 00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:57,380 Hey, hey, hey, there he is. There's Mike. Oh, wonderful. 294 00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:58,700 I'll get the main court. 295 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,720 than you guys do deal with it. 296 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,819 Oh, hi, Kate. Hi. 297 00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:13,140 So, where's Mike? 298 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,420 Oh, he's late. 299 00:17:14,839 --> 00:17:16,119 Very, very late. 300 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:18,060 Well, that's all right. 301 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,980 We'll have a lovely time without him. 302 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:25,160 I wonder if anybody will notice if I get up and leave right now. 303 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:31,160 Well, here it is. Roast beef with all the fixings. 304 00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:33,360 Kara, what are you doing here? 305 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:36,870 I'm your daughter. We love each other. Will you people get... Off my back? 306 00:17:37,710 --> 00:17:41,030 Kate, they say that the first slice is lucky. 307 00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:44,250 Um, didn't Mike mention my diet to you? 308 00:17:44,790 --> 00:17:45,790 Diet? 309 00:17:47,070 --> 00:17:51,210 Now, why would an attractive young woman like yourself need to lose weight, 310 00:17:51,290 --> 00:17:54,990 Kate? Come on, I say go ahead, eat up. Oh, no, no, it's not a weight loss diet. 311 00:17:55,070 --> 00:17:56,850 It's more of a way of life. 312 00:17:57,130 --> 00:17:58,130 You're a vegetarian? 313 00:17:58,810 --> 00:18:00,250 Oh, no, no, not exactly. 314 00:18:00,910 --> 00:18:02,850 I just don't eat anything with a face. 315 00:18:07,110 --> 00:18:10,810 I'm sure the roast beef is wonderful, but I just can't bear the idea that it 316 00:18:10,810 --> 00:18:11,810 used to be a cow. 317 00:18:11,870 --> 00:18:12,870 A cow? 318 00:18:14,830 --> 00:18:16,790 Now, here you go, sweetheart. 319 00:18:17,050 --> 00:18:19,750 You have always loved roast beef. 320 00:18:19,950 --> 00:18:20,950 A cow? 321 00:18:22,670 --> 00:18:25,330 Okay, Shirley, you can have some of the vegetables. 322 00:18:25,710 --> 00:18:29,030 Oh, do you mind if I wash them off? I washed them off before I cooked them. 323 00:18:30,290 --> 00:18:32,210 Yes, but they were cooked in the meat juice. 324 00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:34,770 I wasn't aware meat juice had a face. 325 00:18:37,519 --> 00:18:42,120 Um, is there anything here at all on the table that you can't have? 326 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,540 Is this tap water? 327 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:49,320 Yes. Oh, Ben, no. 328 00:18:56,420 --> 00:19:00,040 So, where do pork chops come from? 329 00:19:00,820 --> 00:19:01,820 Well... 330 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:16,250 Well, 331 00:19:16,730 --> 00:19:19,790 thank you for going to so much trouble making the food and all. 332 00:19:20,690 --> 00:19:22,910 There was a time I would have really enjoyed it. 333 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:27,110 Yes, well, Mike should have told us your diet was weird. 334 00:19:27,630 --> 00:19:28,710 No, no, not weird. 335 00:19:29,530 --> 00:19:30,530 Face free. 336 00:19:32,810 --> 00:19:35,250 Oh, he can't blame Mike. I mean, he's been so busy lately. 337 00:19:35,510 --> 00:19:38,050 Oh, yeah, I'm sure he meant to tell us. He probably just slipped his mind. 338 00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:40,230 Yeah, normally he's the most responsible boy. 339 00:19:41,210 --> 00:19:42,590 I'm gonna kill him. 340 00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:46,430 Oh, good night. Yeah, good night, Kate. 341 00:19:46,950 --> 00:19:47,950 Night, Kate. 342 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:51,530 Oh, gosh, this is a lovely variegated philodendron. 343 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,450 Would you like me to heat it up for you? 344 00:19:59,650 --> 00:20:02,530 Well, Kate, for a city girl, you know a lot about plants. 345 00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:03,970 Oh, I'm from Utica. 346 00:20:04,230 --> 00:20:05,430 My whole family's farmers. 347 00:20:05,710 --> 00:20:06,710 You hear that, Maggie? 348 00:20:07,110 --> 00:20:08,690 Farm people, salt of the earth. 349 00:20:08,970 --> 00:20:10,250 Low sodium, I'm sure. 350 00:20:12,050 --> 00:20:14,390 Well, why don't we walk Kate to her car, then? 351 00:20:14,730 --> 00:20:18,350 Shall we? Well, hey, this has been great. Next time you come to my place, 352 00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:22,030 I'll cook for you. Well, the leaves will be falling off the trees soon. 353 00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:24,290 I'll bring dessert. 354 00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:29,910 Was chocolate ever alive? 355 00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:32,250 No, honey. 356 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,070 Except for those little bunnies at Easter. 357 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:04,080 how you eat? 358 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,840 You just put on that apron and you steal food? 359 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,360 Yeah, but I gotta get a new apron. Corned beef here is really fatty. 360 00:21:11,780 --> 00:21:15,280 Luke, no more stealing. No more lies, all right? I can't let you live on a 361 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:16,259 street like this. 362 00:21:16,260 --> 00:21:18,080 Oh, you can't let me. 363 00:21:18,340 --> 00:21:22,580 Well, this morning I wasn't on the street. I had a place to sleep and a 364 00:21:22,580 --> 00:21:24,460 eat and a promising academic career. 365 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:25,760 Now, thank you. 366 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:36,880 for you than the one you've been living is that right well you got any 367 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:43,720 suggestions okay 368 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:49,680 are you sure this is okay yeah yeah it's fine it's leaving my sister's room uh 369 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:52,640 don't worry it's fine she's away at college and you can talk to my dad in 370 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:53,640 morning 371 00:21:54,570 --> 00:21:57,770 I don't know. No, no, no. Stop worrying. It's fine. Just go on upstairs to the 372 00:21:57,770 --> 00:22:02,030 first door on the right. And sometimes she keeps this big stuffed dog on her 373 00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:03,090 bed. Just shove it off and hop in. 374 00:22:05,230 --> 00:22:06,350 Okay. Good night. 375 00:22:06,830 --> 00:22:07,830 Good night. 376 00:22:14,390 --> 00:22:15,570 Oh, no. I missed dinner. 377 00:22:16,370 --> 00:22:17,370 He's going to kill me. 378 00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:20,310 Well, at least nothing else can go wrong tonight.